please turn on the audio for this
one time my dad tripped over some ice and was like ‘this is JUST like the titanic’
is this the same dad that once called you dad
no, that was a different dad. i have thousands of dads that ive synthesised in my home lab in the basement. speaking of that, the three armed one just got out again god damnit
tell me a secret
One time during class my drama/english teacher, who’s a devout vegan and all about not killing animals, accidentally stepped on a ladybug. He froze up and slowly cradles it in his hand and he was so heartbroken and started quoting Hamlet.
I didn’t have the heart to tell him that it was a red m&m.
I can’t breathe
the fifth graders drew me weird shit at work
i love it
the greatest plan in history
This never gets old
A is for A n d ú r i l
"The sword of Elendil was forged anew by Elvish smiths, and on its blade was traced a device of seven stars set between the crescent Moon and the rayed Sun, and about them was written many runes; for Aragorn, son of Arathorn was going to war upon the marches of Mordor. Very bright was that sword when it was made whole again; the light of the sun shone redly in it, and the light of the moon shone cold, and its edge was hard and keen. And Aragorn gave it a new name and called it Andúril, Flame of the West.” - The Fellowship of the Ring, J R R Tolkien
"Tyson" is a teeny tiny dog that’s about the size of a grapefruit. At only 4" tall, he might be the smallest dog in all of Britain. Source
Happy National Dog Day!
How To Train Your Humans
I’m obsessed with this
They tried this in Finland. The vendor said that they still, after a few weeks, sold most of their coffee for the most expensive price.
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